Ah yes, masturbation… It’s the one activity we all do, and it’s also the one activity we won’t admit to doing.
Depending on which country you’re in at the moment, the act may go by a totally different and unique name. For example, in Sweden, you’ll be “waxing the salmon”. Meanwhile, in Romania you’d refer to your sneaky habit as “shaking hands with the president”.
Check out the rest of this list for more funny euphemisms for masturbation. We dare you to start using some of them in daily conversation!
Via The Chive